Open letter to a certain Caddy driver:
Congratulations on successfully evading me down a windy Farm To Market highway at triple digit speeds at night.
But while you're patting yourself on your back, recall that I got a very good look at your car as you passed me. And you've kinda customized it in a distinctive fashion. And I've got a good memory.
Sleep tight, pal.
Catch ya later.
posted by Matt G @ 5:07 AM
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Here's another item to add to the list of counter-productive critter behavior:
Why commit crimes in a distinctive car?
If I was a criminal genius, my ride would be a beige Accord or maybe a white Taurus.
The Beamer is gone now, trade-in fodder for Robin's new Neon, but while I had it, I never got a ticket.
The color was called "cashmere beige" by BMW. Tam and I christened it "Jedi Mind Trick Beige".
Never drive a fast car in a fast color.
I would so much more enjoy having to deal with traffic if I could actually give people tickets from time to time.
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